We don't like to admit it, but this is an evil world where evil people do evil stuff all the time. Thankfully there is a secret cabal within the United States government that works outside our normal system to influence world matters through targeted assassination.
So if you're hurting people, somehow making the world worse than it already is, or even just standing in the way of something good happening . . . someone right now could be giving the order for you to . . .
Die Die Die!